Mr Muscle and Ms Wet-Lips

I like Genesis 29 where Jacob meets Rachel.

He took one look at that beautiful girl carrying the empty water jug,

cunningly checked out her ring finger,

and seeing she was unhitched he said (quietly, under his breath),

“Hellooo there, Sweeetheart!”.

Jacob, being the Marcos Schultz type,

then casually strolled over to that huge rock that had the sign posted

“No drinking allowed right now,”

He put his manly monster hands firmly on it,

glanced over to make sure Rachel was noticing,

and with one samsonish push—voila!

Jacob came near and rolled the stone from the well's mouth

Gen 29.10

“Are you thirsty, honey?”

Then, to prove he ain’t all Mr Muscle without a servant’s heart,

Jacob watered the entire flock.

Realizing he was on a roll,

he scooted up close to Rachel to give her a small smoooch.

And she ain’t lettin’ this cat slip away.

Rachel whipped out those wet lips of hers,

upping the ante with the kiss she’d been practicing all her teen years.

Smaaaack.

That girl could kiss!

Mr Muscle-Servant-Heart wailed like a baby.

Then Jacob kissed Rachel and wept aloud. 

Gen 29.11

“It worked. I nailed him!”

And they lived

not all that happily

ever after.