I am he

“The water I give will quench your thirst for ever and ever.”

"I want it. I need it. Give me some, por favor.”

“Go get your husband.”

Jesus, obviously did not know you are supposed to say, “go get your partner,” but we will let that slide because He was obviously old school.

She explained her complicated romantic history.

Jesus said, “Yeah I know.”

“I’m thinking you are a prophet. There’s something I want explained, how come us some-merry-tins say that this here mountain is the place to worship God and you guys say, 'only in Jerusalem'?”

“Yep. Most people just don’t get it. They love to argue about where and how and what kind of music, when it is really a matter of the heart.

But I will say this: you got to KNOW God to be able to truly worship Him.

And God is just crazy about people worshiping Him!”

“I know we are waiting for a Messiah and I figure he will explain these kinds of things to us.”

“Ma’am, I Am.”